Hi, I am an old guy and have two sexual fetishes - old ladies and water sports (piss sex). As I am also retired I write pornographic stories - about 150 to date. Below is a sample. Your comments would be appreciated. Thank you.
The Piss Loving Old Woman Next Door
When I was young, we lived next door to Mrs Heart; she was a lovely lady of about 70. She had been widowed for some 10 years. When I got to 19, she asked me if I would like to be her part-time handyman. I said I would, and surprisingly she would give me £50 a week.
Over the next few months I cut the grass, looked after the garden, put up shelves and mended things for her. As time went by we became quite close and sometimes would talk for ages about all sorts of things, especially the fact she was always lonely.
The money was good, and when she was out I used to snoop around, especially in her bedroom where I found her old-fashioned lingerie. I also found porn books showing old ladies and men pissing. I was fascinated with her girdles and stockings. It got to the stage where I would wank imagining a young Mrs Heart being fucked and pissing in her.
One afternoon I was reading her piss porn and wanking. Then out of the blue I heard: "What a lovely sight, you wanking your lovely long fat cock and reading my special books." She sounded more pleased than angry. I looked at her and explained, "I was imagining you doing naughty pee stuff like in the book, that's all."
"Oh, you lovely boy, I'm just surprised that my naughty stuff would have such an effect on you. Honestly, it gives me a lot of pleasure. I see your penis is still hard, would you like me to help you release your spunk?"
"Come here and sit with me, young Tony. As I sat next to her, she wrapped her old hand around my thick cock.
"Tony, you have such a lovely long and thick cock." she whispered in my ear as her hand wanked me.
"Does that feel good?"
She knew she didn't have to wait for my nod of approval, so she started to unbutton her old green woolen cardigan, then the brown blouse underneath. As she opened it, I was treated to her lovely old tits encased in a pure white bra; I could just make out her dark nipples through the patterned material. Then she unzipped her gray skirt, as it fell to the ground. Looking at her girdle and stockings, I got a stonking hard on. As she had no knickers on, the stockings and girdle holding the stockings to her old wrinkled thighs made her look so beautiful to my young eyes. I thought my cock was going to explode there and then.
After taking off her bra, she lent forward, and two massive, wobbly, saggy tits hit my face. Her nipples were massive and dark brown, and I could not resist plunging right into the cavernous cleavage. As I licked and sucked them, old Mrs Heart moaned, "Oh yes yes suck on my tits." At the same time, she pulled me on top of her and guided my cock into her old hairy cunt.
It was soaking wet and felt wonderful as I pumped in and out.
She moved on top of me and made me open my legs with my cock still fully inside her. I was grabbing her wobbly tits that were directly in my face. Her cunt muscles tightened around my rock hard cock as she milked the spunk out of me.
"Yes, yes, give me all your creamy spunk," she shouted as my baby juice was jetting up into her cervix. She continued screaming in her own orgasm, letting out all the frustrations of not being fucked for so long.
The next day, Mrs Hughes told me to call her Doreen. "Tony, you said that you got excited imagining doing pee stuff with me. Did you mean that, or just saying it?"
"No, Doreen, it looked very sexy."
"So which pictures were your favourites?"
"The one with the lady with big droopy tits sitting in the chair and fingering her lovely hairy cunt, and the man starts pissing all over her. And obviously still keeping his bladder still active, he wanks and shoots spunk in her mouth and over her face. Then, what I thought was a turn-on, he kisses her. The last picture showed them fucking, and he pisses up her old cunt.
"Well, young man, I love that one too. Come tomorrow afternoon and be sure to fill up your bladder."
By three, my bladder was really full. I had drunk three pints of water and was really ready to unload.
There was a note on her front door. 'Come round the back, the door is open.'
I shouted her name, and she replied, "I'm in the conservatory, Tony, reading."
Her conservatory was built just off the kitchen, and as I entered she was indeed reading a book, but in the nude with one hand firmly ensconced up her hairy old fanny.
"Ah, I just had a nice orgasm, Tony. This book is so fucking sexy. The lady loves being pissed on, and that's what made me cum. Would you like to help me have another orgasm? Get undressed quickly, let me see your lovely big cock."
As I was getting undressed, she put down the book and moved her lovely floppy bum forward on the chair, allowing her to open her hairy cunt really wide so she could tickle her engorged thick clit.
"I've really missed you, Tony. Come, give me a lovely sloppy kiss.
With our tongues producing lots of spit, my bladder was reacting, and the urge to piss was strong. "Oh fuck me, Doreen, I'm dribbling, I've got to go."
"Oh yes, you lovely man, piss all over me, I want it now."
Holding my semi hard dick, I aimed it all over her, tits, belly, cunt. She was revelling in it, wiping it all over her tubby body.
"Oh shit, Tony, your piss is nice and hot. Now spunk me."
A couple of shakes and my dick was nice and hard as I moved close to her face and shot a good couple of hot spunk streams over her face and in her mouth. By now I was so horny I got between her legs and shoved my hard cock up her right up her.
"Oh, yes, yes, I'm coming."
Of course I had no spunk left, so I did the next best thing and started pissing up her. It was so fucking perverted, but it was also so fucking good.
tories about my fetishes; here is a sample